Me: "You know, when I was a kid, there were nine planets."
Will: "I know. Pluto."
Me: "Yep. Poor Pluto. He's no longer a planet."
Will: "Well...I have a soft spot for the dwarf planets. They're like baby brothers."
Me: "Baby brothers?"
Will: "I think of them as baby brother or gnomes the planets have out in their yards. They still have families, but they're just...dwarves."
