While playing with Eric and Ariel. I, of course, am Eric.
Ariel: "We're married."
Eric: "We're married??"
Ariel: "Um, YEAH."
Eric: "Wow. How did I miss that?"
Ariel: "I have something that will prove we're married." (Produces a baby.)
Eric: "We have a baby???"
Ariel: "Yes."
Eric: "Gee. You'd think I would have remembered THAT."
Ariel: "It's because you've been living with the boys for too long."
Eric: "Oh. Yeah. Sorry about that."
Ariel: "You've been living with Prince Charming for like a hundred days. Get back here."