August 15, 2013


While playing with Eric and Ariel. I, of course, am Eric.

Ariel: "We're married."

Eric: "We're married??"

Ariel: "Um, YEAH."

Eric: "Wow. How did I miss that?"

Ariel: "I have something that will prove we're married." (Produces a baby.)

Eric: "We have a baby???"

Ariel: "Yes."

Eric: "Gee. You'd think I would have remembered THAT."

Ariel: "It's because you've been living with the boys for too long."

Eric: "Oh. Yeah. Sorry about that."

Ariel: "You've been living with Prince Charming for like a hundred days. Get back here."