September 27, 2011

At the Kung-Fu studio.

Will: "What does that sign say?"

Me: (Reading) "It's not about kicking butt. But it's a perk."

Will: "No, it says it's a nice perk."

Me: "If you can read it, why did you want me to read it?"

Will: "I wanted to make sure you could read it."

And later...

Will: "What if you had a guitar strapped to your back like a sword, and you made a hole in it, and then you put a sword through the hole."

Me: "Why would you want to do that?"

Will: "Well, then you could pull it out and kill people."

Me: "Sneaky. A surprise attack."

Will: "And you could play music for them, so maybe they would start dancing and then you could have an ally who could kill them while they danced."

Me: "I don't know if that would work."

Will: "Well, maybe if they were solo. People don't usually expect people who are solo to play music and then kill them."

Me: "No, they don't."

Will: "They could be freeze dancing. And they could play the 'I am the Iron Man' song to get them to dance.'"

Annie: "Will, if you played the 'I am the Iron Man' song, I would not dance."

Will: "If we did freeze dancing in Kung-Fu, I would be a superstar."

Me: "You're that good, huh?"

Will: "When I freeze dance, it's like I was frozen by an ice cube."