October 1, 2011

Annie: "What does this say?"

Me: (Reading label on cowboy hat) "Eddy, since 1939."

Will: "Who is Eddy?"

Me: "It's the name of the brand that made the hat."

Annie: "Why did Eddy make it?"

Will: "If I was going to make a hat, I would make a different kind."

Me: "What kind would you make?"

Will: "It would be a triple-stacker, so that when I threw it at the bad guys all the hats would fly apart but hit the same target."

Me: "And what would your hat look like, Annie?"

Annie: "A horse."