April 3, 2012

Will: "Ahh Annie just made me hold the door open FOREVER."

Me: "I doubt it was forever."

Will: "It felt like a hundred MILLION hours."

Me: "I doubt it was a hundred million hours."

Will: "Well then, 23 minutes."

Me: "I don't think it was that long either."

Will: "Okay, maybe a minute."

Me: "Yeah, that sounds more like it."

Will: "But a minute in the global sense."

Me: "The global sense?"

Will: "Like, some people don't actually mean 60 seconds when they say a minute. They mean a longer time, or a shorter time."

Me: "And what do you mean when you say a minute?"

Will: "I mean 60 seconds."

Annie: "My minutes are 70 seconds."